Easter is here and we all are ecstatic about the long weekend!
Even though the Federal Government of Nigeria has declared March 25th and Monday 29th public holidays, some bosses will ensure that their employees come to work.
If you fall under this category, follow the 3 simple steps below:
- 1. Get in an accident
Carefully watch how the man in the video below plans his own accident.
In case your boss plans on ‘bombarding’ you with work this Easter, send him this…
? @tolaodunsi #NewsroomNG pic.twitter.com/9BShI1nrtj
— Newsroom Nigeria (@NewsroomDaily) March 24, 2016
- 2. Send an e-mail informing the human resources department and your direct boss about the accident you’ve been in
Here’s a template you can use:
“Dear Boss,
I’m not coming for work tomorrow. I was run over and almost died. I will return for work after the Easter holiday. Please find attached the CCTV footage of the accident. I’m alive by a miracle.”
- 3. Don’t show up at work
Please enjoy yourself and damn all consequences whether you get a response or not.
Man shall not live by bread alone.
