#iPhoneXR: Let’s Talk About Apple’s New ‘Affordable’ Phone

Haha you probably thought I was about to read the f*ck out of Apple for their new and supposedly ‘affordable’ phone — iPhone XR. Well, that was the initial plan, I wanted to call them out for their deceit because $749 is not affordable ok?, Tim Cook lied ?.

However, after carefully sieving through the evidence, it became apparent that the XR may at least be affordable for what Apple is offering us… because let me tell you, forget every other model ever made, this phone is finer than Anthony Joshua.

I’m not lying, just look at!

If sex was a phone, it would look like this.

Oh yeah, and another reason this phone may not be your regular overpriced and unnecessary iPhone is that it literally looks like the iPhone X. Apple decided not to extend the design from the iPhone 8, which is fantastic for hustling people like us because not only were we bored with the old branding, we can now also stunt like iPhone X users, because even though they paid $400 more than us for their extravagant phones, both our phones still look alike.

It’s like latching onto someone else’s Netflix account without having to pay.

Oh and worthy of mention are the other two phones Apple released alongside our beloved iPhone XR, they are called iPhone XS and iPhone XS Max, these ones are an extension of the iPhone X.

I can’t talk about these phones without sounding salty and bitter because they are totally out of my league ?…but because ID Africa is a sure plug, you can read all about them here.

Just before we go though, let’s behold the deliciousness of the iPhone XR again because I’m buying mine for Christmas ?

Glorious ???

 

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